got body if you want it (noog) wrote in thecrackhouse,
got body if you want it
noog
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BLORT!

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Oh yes, very hot for your twat

*cough*

Erhrm

How'd that get there, I wonder? :)

-Daivd
Come and get it, big boy...

I know. Don't you hate it when words just appear on the computer screen, and you have no control over them...?
Oh yes Adrienne baby, OH YES!

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